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Monday, February 06, 2012

Tag: jokes

29.07.2009 02:57:01
Nimda

  1. Hope you got gigabit, cuz I got alot of throughput!
  2. I can diagnos your network connectivity, we need to keep my interface up, in your network interface, and set the speed to FULL duplex
  3. Hey baby, your SAS controller has a nice shiny new backend
  4. I don't need a 3.5" drive with you around because I never get a floppy
  5. You know the webcam actually shaves off 10lbs?
  6. You make me feel like a processor, I get hot when I am turned on...
  7. My Large CPU Cooler is compatible with all CPU socket Standards
  8. Let's make like hard drive data and get perpendicular.
  9. My laptop's battery will never run out of power.
  10. You can choose to be master or slave of my IDE cable
  11. You can chmod me all you want, as long as I can sudo -s you anytime.
  12. I can raise your runlevel and set your affinity to more than one if you would be up to it.

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